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Spring Is Here!
(by Gary Godfrey - March 24, 2008)
Ginger and I have been so busy, we missed the first day of Spring. The weather didn’t exactly remind us either. Spring is a wonderful time to think about fishing. I’ve included some of my best fishing jokes below for your amusement.
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the butcher, “pick four large fish out and throw them at me, will you?”
“Why do you want me to throw them at you?”
“Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”
“Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy.”
“But why?”
“Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight.”
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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten path, when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw down his rod and started running through the woods like a bat out of a cave and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.
“Let’s see yer fishin license, boy!” the warden gasped.
With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and game the game warden a valid fishing license.
“Well, son,” said the Warden. “you must be abut dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”
“Yes sir,” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there, well, he sure appreciated it, because he didn’t have a license.”
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Billy Bob and Jethro decided to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water. After fishing for a few hours, Billy Bob has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn’t even gotten a bite.
Jethro asks, “Billy Bob, what’s your secret?”
Billy Bob answers, “Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm.”
Jethro asks,”What did you say?”
Billy Bob answers, “Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm.”
Jethro again asks, “What?”
Billy Bob spits into his hands and says, “You gota keep the worms warm!”
This week’s bottom line: Now you know why you’re not to speak with your mouth full . . .
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On March 24, 2008 Don said:
This is a test.
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